From the Book - Regular Print - First edition.
I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places --
Not a Creature Was Stirring --
With Apologies to Mother Mary --
Advice to a Young Tradeswoman, Written by an Old One --
How Much Is a Tracksuit? --
Mother Mary Flunks Time Magazine --
Barbarians at the Frontgate --
Milestone or Millstone? --
Topping the Leader Board --
Upgrading the Macaroni Necklace --
Amazing Disappearing Middle-Aged Woman --
Breaking and Renter-ing --
This Call Is Being Monitored for Quality Assurance Purposes --
Those Who Can't Date, Set Up --
Empty Nesting for Experts --
Empty Nesting for Experts, Part Two --
Everything Old Is Nude Again --
Unofficial Wedding Party --
Look Out! There's a Feminist Behind You --
AARP, or American Association of Retired Pets --
They're Playing My Song --
Friendship on the Flip Side --
You Aren't What You Eat --